I happened across this unposted post...something I had put together one year ago and for some reason never posted. Too good not to publish!
Andrew, after a week of complaining about everything, "I don't like how people complain about every single thing."
It is always entertaining to hear how Melinda's brain connects unrelated words/items: "Your ears don't have any bones--they are made entirely of cleavage." and "My friend gave me an entire can of Nevada to drink." (she meant Arizona...you know, the iced tea?)
Andrew: "Are these bananas okay to eat? Because they're organic bananas and usually organic things taste weird."
Audrey: "Fire is like a wound of the earth."
Timothy: "The sign 'Keep off Median' should say 'Don't Tread on Median'."
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