POOL GUY AND EQUIPMENT
HAVE YOU SEEN OUR POOL GUY?
Last seen in March, 2010 removing the sweeper from the pool, supposedly for the purpose of replacing a part.
MISSING IN ACTION!
ABSENT WITHOUT LEAVE!!
IMPORTANT! POOL HAS BECOME AN UNSIGHTLY GREEN SWAMPY COLOR AGAINST OUR WILL AND EFFORT, AND NEEDS PROFESSIONAL CARE.
IF YOU HAVE SEEN OUR POOL GUY, OR THE POOL SWEEPER, PLEASE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY!
MONTHLY MONETARY AWARD GLADLY GIVEN FOR THE RETURN OF MISSING POOL GUY OR TO THE SUPPLYING OF A NEW, QUALIFIED POOL GUY
Payable directly to the pool guy/gal. Any other monetary arrangements must be made directly between the pool guy/gal and yourself, monthly amount to be determined upon first meeting with said pool person. First come, first serve. Only one needed, if it's a good one.