Yes, the rumors are true. I've hired a Dust-Bunny Wrangler. A professional one. She also specializes in smothering smudges to smithereens. 3 weeks into our new house I found myself being taken over by more domestic tumbleweeds than I could handle. She is scheduled to obliterate obnoxious obstructions weekly. So far, so good. Yippee!
(sorry for the excessive alliteration, I got carried away.)